Saturday's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pokémon Killer]

wow.

the guy before me really went nordic on you. don't worry, i'll remain in one language...

that was really weird, it didn't actually show the guy killing anything. i was sorta confused about the ending, i was waiting for another scene. it could use some better graphics, and refining in the killing department, otherwise, it's not that bad.

[Operation:Talibize]

slipknot and russia mixed? bad combination.

never ever ever ever get on the bad side of a russian, because they have really fucking huge tempers. oh yeah, the music made me feel like taking the bottle of orange juice i had in my hand and hitting my friend jon till his head was deformed into the shape of a pear. anyway, this movie is pretty cool if you like violence.

[Elian Strikes Back]

this is funny because it's about a cuban.

don'tchu be talkin bout my mudda like dat yo. hahahahah!! bud wise rrr. shut the fuck up!!! heheheheheheh i found that extremely funny because it blew up the heads of 3 very fucking annoying people.

[Mattz Cooking Course Ver2]

umm...

wow, that kid should'nt be allowed in the kitchen. anyway, the talking looked really fake (considering his whole jaw was moving...) that's what you get when you use pictures though...oh yeah, i thought the fire also looked fake, but those are the minor details *that you should be paying attention to!*.

Schabe responds:

Yeah, I know, i did these things ages ago, i did actually have a 3d and 4th version, which in the course of events Iv'e lost (reformatting etc). But the first two versions are on here. Either way, yeah, I do logos and stuff on flash these days, I havent photo edited for ages, and it's was a thing I did one day when I was bored, nothing peticulary intersting. But I'm glad you liked it. hopefully later youll try out 'Matt'sCooking course 2', which is quite good, but after the intermission it kinda goes nuts, mainly because I wanted it finished and I was tired, or Gary's Happy ills, both are quite good. Matt.

[Game Over]

that always sucks....

awwww, poor guy. i hate when the GAME is over...hehe. that was really good for a short clip. now, the problem is: making another movie to come out after that one, that is better.

[intro to possible movie..]

cool preloader.

wow, that was pretty cool. "ONLY ONE MAN...can fuck up and fly into a trashcan!!!" pretty good graphics...but will the movie be the same?

[***Stick Assassin Returns]

too bad the preloader didn't work...

but for some reason, i think that's the smallest problem you have with this movie. the plot line sucked... a guy's taking a shit, and some other guy comes and shoots him in the head, and guy #1 comes back and kills guy #2, and all the other guys that come after that? uhh. ok, only in a flash movie can someone die, and then come back to life. i see potential in this, get a better plot line and (this is always what makes flash hard...) spend more time on your graphics!

[Hank's New Job]

i like the music.

i liked it. it was cuuuute. even though i don't think i'd do that for even a thousand bucks an hour.... well after all, he is only a hampster!

[Clinton's American Beauty]

it didn't really look like him, but...

HAHAHAHAH. considering i've never seen american beauty, i can't compare it. but i really wish he was squashed like that in real life.

[Jurastick Park]

how fucking unoriginal.

wow, there weren't movies made about amusement parks where there are "tame" dinosaurs!! this is sooo original!! (note: maximum sarcasm) anyway, it was pretty gorey (sp?), and besides not having an original subject matter, it was pretty good. i give it: a half a thumb up.